Movie Dik!

It all started out on a wonderful vacation, I was with my mom this morning. And we all decided to go to a movie, before we went into the movie I saw these really beautiful babe out in the parking lot, and asked for my number. So i gave it to them, and entered the movie. During halfway of the movie i started to get really sick.. I knew i was going to hurl, but had no time to run away, so i puked in my hands... but it gets worse while i was running down the ways covered. i threw up right in the middle of the way, looking up i see the babe who asked for my number she looked up at me and laughed and she was shock for what she saw... I was never more embarrassed in my life. 

I was at the mall with my mom , I was ordering a soda at a fast food restaurant thinking she was beside me I got the urge to grab. Just a few minutes before my mom had said " Honey, I will be right back". and walked away. I did not here this... So, I grabbed the guy standing next to me only it wasn't his butt it was his groin... He got a great kick outta it and said "He needed to come to the mall more often". and as did his friends they asked if I was single. The guy taking the order l was laughing so hard .... My mom thought that I was gay. So, she say sorry for that man.. at that moment. I was a bet embarrass for what I did.