My Embarrassing Momments II

 BATHROOM

So one day after school, this really hot chicks that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to her very much so I was way excited. She asked me if I would hang out with her that weekend. That Friday I hung out at her house with some of her friends. I had to take a dump REALLY bad but I was too embarrassed to stink up the bathroom. Finally it got so bad that I farted while they were talking and it was coming out so I booked it and luckily found the bathroom. I ran in and later found out that they could hear everything while I was in there. It doesn't end here... come to find out, the toilet was broken and wouldn't flush. So my hot crush came to help me out and got this disgusting look on her face. I was soooo embarrassed! She never asked me out again.

CHIKSHOP

This one time, i was at Mc Donald's, and me and my friend Ash were playing with the ketchup, because we got heaps of packets, and we were squirting them all over the table, then i went to the bathroom to wipe it off my hands, and when i walked out this girl i really liked saw me walk out of the bathroom, and she looked at my shirt and said "Can I helped?..." And i looked down and there was ketchup on my shirt and she thought it was blood, before i could explain she had walked off with his friend... I still haven't forget it when she said that to me.

Oh My! She's My Teacher

One time when I was walking to my next class I saw this really hot new girl in the school so I decided to go up to her and asked if she needed any help the girl turned around and she turned out to be a teacher!!! the worsts part is she was one of my main teachers.